The decision to adopt was a scary one and not without challenges, but in the end it changed the lives of both of us, and my entire family as well…But if you want to know the whole story, you’ll have to read it.
Reading is fun…
My books contains EXPLICIT CONTENT that goes straight to your heart, and may cause you to take actions with unforeseeable, long-lasting, life-changing consequences, like taking a dirty, stinky, and scared four-legged hairy alien into your lovely home.
So DON’T READ THIS BOOK…unless you are ready to open your heart and your home to a lonely creature in need of love and affection.
And before you take any action, you MUST read and re-read the last sections a few times to make sure you understand every word—these sections are called “A Note to the Reader” and “Final Warning.”
I repeat: DO NOT skip the last chapter!
The author of this publication is in no way responsible and will in no way be liable for any side-effects that the readers may experience as a result of reading this story, including—but not limited to—laughing, crying, yelling, and generally becoming more caring, more conscious, and more aware.
The reader assumes the risk and full responsibility for all actions, and the authors will not be held liable for any loss or damage, whether consequential, incidental, special or otherwise that may result from the information offered in this book, including, but not limited to: hearts opened, minds changed, sofas damaged, homework eaten, floors dirtied, food stolen, shoes gnawed on, carpets puked on, and lawns pooped on.
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!